Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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