CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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