Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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