You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
