i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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