Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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