I love black thongs
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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