please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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