How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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