I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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