If i come over, it means nothing
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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