Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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