You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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