we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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