After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Also, beer. Big fan.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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