some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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