I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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