Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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