Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Randomize
