To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Ladies don't puke and tell
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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