That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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