Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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