How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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