you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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