Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Randomize
