so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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