PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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