I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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