That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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