Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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