Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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