we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
