That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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