Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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