I'm drive I can fine osifer
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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