You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
