is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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