I skipped work to stalk him.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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