OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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