im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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