You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
