I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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