Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
well you can't waste a boner
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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