he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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