...so i touched it.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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