it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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