Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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