Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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