very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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