we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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