The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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