She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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