what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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