In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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