Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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