Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im about as happy as oj after his trial
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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